THE COURT OF SCHJBFI

TREMBLE BEFORE THE ORDER OF THE MIGHTY PINK ELEPHANT. YOUR TINY FORM OF BEING IS IN THE GRACEFUL PRESENCE OF THE PRINCESS SCHJBFI. KNEEL BEFORE THEIR WILL AND SUBMIT TO THEIR VAST VARIETY OF CHARCUTERIE DELACACIES, LEST YOUR INSIGNIFICANT BRAIN EVEN THINKS OF DEFIANCE.

HERE YOU MAY BE GRACED WITH MANY PLEASURES GIVEN BY THE MERCY OF SCHJBFI, THESE INCLUDE VAST ARRAYS OF THE CULINARY ARTS, INCREDIBLE FEATS OF SYMPHONY AND MUSICALITY, WORDS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SCHJBFI IN THE PORTRAYAL OF ART WITH ULTIMATE PROWESS. BEWARE, HOWEVER, YOUR MORTAL MIND MAY NOT BE TREATED KINDLY FROM THE GREAT PRESENCE OF SUCH INCREDIBLE FEATS. THE COURT OF SCHJBFI IS ONLY FOR THOSE OF SUPERIOR WILLPOWER TO COMPREHEND THEIR MAGNIFICENCE.

RULES OF COURT

  1. schjbfi is the prettiest princess
  2. no mortal shall think otherwise of schjbfi's prettiestness
  3. thou shall hornq each day on flursday
  4. thou shaloitot
  5. tho
  6. perhaps the real rules were the friends along the way
  7. the mongoose union and their subjects will not be tolerated within the court
  8. walruses are to be not harvested, rather given a supply of bannanas each waxing cresent moon
  9. you (yes you) are very suspicious
  10. would thou mind telling me whats in thy breast pocket
  11. sweden does not exist